The "Who We Are" in the job advertisement should be like this:
Who We Are:
Reporters that report what the other reporters reported;
Traders that are not being allowed to press a button;
Quants that focus on qualitative instead of quantitative stuffs;
Analysts that never use sophisticated financial models;
Brokers that keep holding our only one client not to trade amid the current market condition while him keep trading and broke our hearts as well as our bonuses;
Auditors that find most of the companies in our monitoring lists should be given qualified opinions although they have already been given unqualified opinions;
Fortune tellers that have to know the faiths of every listed stocks instead of our own;
Central bank committee members that talk abt the monetary policy everyday but can never give a vote;
Columnists that have a single reader in the world and never received a penny of writer's fee;
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